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Sunday, December 30, 2012

Rape of Humanity



Who runs the whole universe   
                                                           Forgive us from all curse
Remove hurdles from all worse.
                                                    Never averse for any reverse.
She’s mom who give us birth
                                                 She’s sis lovely creature on earth
She’s daughter of priceless worth
                                                     Whose absence is a life dearth.
Whom you worship in Navratri
                                             To get strength and life tension free.
Whom you love and get marry
                                                Seeking your love dreaming scary.
Lechery eyes full of lust
                                     Voluptuous mind with genital gust
Who’ll cure your sick mind
                                                   Dirty gutter heart full of rust.
We lost a girl as a rape victim
                                              We lost a finest creation of God
Culprits are the whole humanity
                                     Who never demur and stand to prod.
What will happen through candle march?
                                     What you’ll change through street protest?
You need to look through your inner torch
                                       Your sexual desire and damn mind unrest.

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Office Trip :Jim Corbett



Only for Office Staff without any intended pun ..Just for Fun so enjoy and forget ..Thanks to all of You....
As we decided to Jim Corbett.
                                        Soon Jungle animal flew from crest.Emoji
We occupied there three resorts
                                             SSK Group with all skill sortsEmojiEmoji

This time too articles were in mood
                                          In open air felt free to be lewd.Emoji
They tried whole night to intrude
                              Dreaming in room some poor prude.Emoji

In usual talking never missed to allude
                                 But ignorant girls snubbed the pseud.Emoji
Don’t forget KC sir dance
                             With Bansal sir he enjoyed every chanceEmojiEmoji
YG sir also tried dance step
                                       With HG sir made DJ set pep EmojiEmoji
                                         
We’ll not say more they know only audit
                                        For Nachbaliye show  perfect and fit.EmojiEmoji
At Jim Corbett we saw Dynasore
                                         Seeing Elephant potty girls made uproar. EmojiEmoji
In two hours safari we back with pride
                                                   Jungle animal played seek and hide.EmojiEmoji
Boys come back- few got success
                                                  Did their best so as to impress.EmojiEmoji
Now in office enquiry set up
                                                 Who did blast and fire lit upEmojiEmoji
Let’s close the topic -now trip is over
                                                Keep good memory and SSK ever.EmojiEmojiEmoji

Recall the last TRip of Masoori - http://saurabhnation.blogspot.in/2011/12/office-masoori-trip.html (Just Click)

                                                     Hindi Kavita @ Bus on Jim Corbett Safari visit


Uthaya Subeh  chheh baje,Bhagai aisi gadi
                                                            Sher ke bahane dikhai fool patti aur jhadi.
Gadi aisi bhagai nak sab ki nikal aayi
                                                             Dhuan kan se jo nikla to yad aayi rajai .
Gadi jungle se gujari toh driver ne sabut dikhaya
                                                         Kuchh aur na sahi toh male tree dikhaya
Jyon gujre jungle se hum dekhe kuch aur nishan
                                                          Hathi ki potty pe bhi cheekhe insan
Manori ji ne potty ka jab test karwaya
                                                         Jungle ke doctor ne use Dynasor ka bataya
Hum toh soch ke gaye the jungle me hoga jashn
                                                        Behatr hai dilli jahan kutte b dete hai darshan.

                                              Hindi Kavita  @ Bus for office couples 


Baithe Jyon hi review dene ,
                                            Tabhi wo shadi ka card laye
Bansal sir fir toilet se nikal ke bahr aaye
                                                           Bole chalo review aage badhaye.
Kaise dhyan lagata audit ki un baton pe
                                                           Kuki tiki thi nigahen chithi ki jajbaton pe

Pinki weds Pinku wo chithhi ki do laine
                                           Reh reh ke wo dikha rahi thi beete dino ke aaine
Wo beete dino ke aaine ,jab samjh na  paye ye mayne
                                         Jo aaj chitthi me tabdeel tha mere mansubo ke samne
Wo articleship ke din tujhe NFC me khana khilana
                                                  Brijwashi ke bajay Nathu sweet me le jana
Stipend ke paise se tera movie shauk mitana
                                       Aur ghar  k mangaye paise se tujhe fashion karana
DTC bus ke bajay tujhe auto me le jana
                                                          Tere chakkr me class se pehle nikal jana
Sab yad aane lage  --
                                                           jyu jyu hum chitthi me ander jane lage
Wo mera fir se Nov attempt dena
                                                        Aur nov me hi teri sagai ka tay hona
Aur aaj ye chitthi tere final nikah ki
                                                           Chhod gya outstation audit aur rona
Kash tune bola hota tu uss pinku ki diwani hai
                                        Mere gareebi ke paise ko tu samjhti rahi pani hai
Chal koi ni ja tujhe sukhi sansar mile
                            Kharchon  ka bhugtan kar jaiyo jab tujhe naya parivar mile
Nahi karunga ab outstation audit
                               Pate me dard ,bimari aise kai sare bahane hai
Overage k din kafi najdeek hain
                                           Kuchh naye tarane ab fir se sajane hain
Tabhi cabin me baityhe maneet ko halki sugandh si aayi
                                           Idhar udhar dekha sungha bat samjh ni aayi
Sir mushkuraye bole ye sab waqt ka hisab hai
                                           

                       Ye mehkti khusbu meri aur ,Kal rat se mera pate kharab hai

 

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

The SRI Culture



SRI Hafeez Ji

Digvijay mourns Sri Osama and Shinde horns Sri Hafeej

                                                    Sri Kasab, Sri Afjal and Sri David Headly viz.

SRI Osama JI
Don’t dare to say them terrorist,

                                      Forming part of congress ‘guest list

    Sri Terrorist only comes for blast

                                                                for congressmen awful insist.

You need to rethink of “Sri” word now

                                                        You have been using so for

Sri prefix for terrorist now

                                                     Guess!! how cultured we are.









Saturday, December 15, 2012

Rehman Malik’s equality :Pak equals to LET



Disowned Kasab, ask further proof
                                                With false commitment at every roof
We, the worst victim of peace seeker
                                                             Still invite them to self spoof.

Why to hope for humanity
                                               
                          If inhumane by birth they are
Needless effort for tranquility
                                                        Those Inured to Jihad and war.

Unsafe in their own country
                                       Everyday demise in Jehadi war life
Expecting them to stop terror
                                        Seeking smooth edge in sharp knife??

If Rehman equates –Babri to Blast
                                                            If Babri equals 26/11
  Then Pak equals to LET
                                          Terrorist hub and Jehadi  heaven.