Corporate Theft

Your lots of work and whole night labour
                                  Your relentless effort to put endeavour

Your dream to excel and advance regular
                                   Your quality worth and diligence ever !!

Your search of thoughts and professional trait
                                  Your own unique way of working slate

Your growing image and professional weight

                                           Bring closer your enemies to hate  !!

Your immediate boss feel insecure
                                           Your fellow colleague turn impure

They'll put you down with self inure
                                             Try their best to absorb you sure !!
They forget of what they promise
                                              leave nothing good so as to miss
It's become now corporate culture
                                              Corporate theft and pet flatterer !!
 

Rape of Humanity

Who runs the whole universe   

                                                           Forgive us from all curse

Remove hurdles from all worse.

                                                    Never averse for any reverse.

She’s mom who give us birth

                                                 She’s sis lovely creature on earth

She’s daughter of priceless worth

                                                     Whose absence is a life dearth.

Whom you worship in Navratri

                                             To get strength and life tension free.

Whom you love and get marry

                                                Seeking your love dreaming scary.

Lechery eyes full of lust

                                     Voluptuous mind with genital gust

Who’ll cure your sick mind

                                                   Dirty gutter heart full of rust.

We lost a girl as a rape victim

                                              We lost a finest creation of God

Culprits are the whole humanity

                                     Who never demur and stand to prod.

What will happen through candle march?

                                     What you’ll change through street protest?

You need to look through your inner torch

                                       Your sexual desire and damn mind unrest.

Office Trip :Jim Corbett

Only for Office Staff without any intended pun ..Just for Fun so enjoy and forget ..Thanks to all of You....

As we decided to Jim Corbett.

                                        Soon Jungle animal flew from crest.

We occupied there three resorts

                                             SSK Group with all skill sorts

This time too articles were in mood

                                          In open air felt free to be lewd.

They tried whole night to intrude

                              Dreaming in room some poor prude.

In usual talking never missed to allude

                                 But ignorant girls snubbed the pseud.
Don’t forget KC sir dance

                             With Bansal sir he enjoyed every chance

YG sir also tried dance step

                                       With HG sir made DJ set pep

                                         

We’ll not say more they know only audit

                                        For Nachbaliye show  perfect and fit.

At Jim Corbett we saw Dynasore

                                         Seeing Elephant potty girls made uproar.

In two hours safari we back with pride

                                                   Jungle animal played seek and hide.

Boys come back- few got success

                                                  Did their best so as to impress.

Now in office enquiry set up

                                                 Who did blast and fire lit up

Let’s close the topic -now trip is over

                                                Keep good memory and SSK ever.

Recall the last TRip of Masoori - http://saurabhnation.blogspot.in/2011/12/office-masoori-trip.html (Just Click)

                                                     Hindi Kavita @ Bus on Jim Corbett Safari visit

Uthaya Subeh  chheh baje,Bhagai aisi gadi

                                                            Sher ke bahane dikhai fool patti aur jhadi.

Gadi aisi bhagai nak sab ki nikal aayi

                                                             Dhuan kan se jo nikla to yad aayi rajai .

Gadi jungle se gujari toh driver ne sabut dikhaya

                                                         Kuchh aur na sahi toh male tree dikhaya

Jyon gujre jungle se hum dekhe kuch aur nishan

                                                          Hathi ki potty pe bhi cheekhe insan

Manori ji ne potty ka jab test karwaya

                                                         Jungle ke doctor ne use Dynasor ka bataya

Hum toh soch ke gaye the jungle me hoga jashn

                                                        Behatr hai dilli jahan kutte b dete hai darshan.

                                              Hindi Kavita  @ Bus for office couples 

Baithe Jyon hi review dene ,

                                            Tabhi wo shadi ka card laye

Bansal sir fir toilet se nikal ke bahr aaye

                                                           Bole chalo review aage badhaye.

Kaise dhyan lagata audit ki un baton pe

                                                           Kuki tiki thi nigahen chithi ki jajbaton pe

Pinki weds Pinku wo chithhi ki do laine

                                           Reh reh ke wo dikha rahi thi beete dino ke aaine

Wo beete dino ke aaine ,jab samjh na  paye ye mayne

                                         Jo aaj chitthi me tabdeel tha mere mansubo ke samne

Wo articleship ke din tujhe NFC me khana khilana

                                                  Brijwashi ke bajay Nathu sweet me le jana

Stipend ke paise se tera movie shauk mitana

                                       Aur ghar  k mangaye paise se tujhe fashion karana

DTC bus ke bajay tujhe auto me le jana

                                                          Tere chakkr me class se pehle nikal jana

Sab yad aane lage  --

                                                           jyu jyu hum chitthi me ander jane lage

Wo mera fir se Nov attempt dena

                                                        Aur nov me hi teri sagai ka tay hona

Aur aaj ye chitthi tere final nikah ki

                                                           Chhod gya outstation audit aur rona

Kash tune bola hota tu uss pinku ki diwani hai

                                        Mere gareebi ke paise ko tu samjhti rahi pani hai

Chal koi ni ja tujhe sukhi sansar mile

                            Kharchon  ka bhugtan kar jaiyo jab tujhe naya parivar mile

Nahi karunga ab outstation audit

                               Pate me dard ,bimari aise kai sare bahane hai

Overage k din kafi najdeek hain

                                           Kuchh naye tarane ab fir se sajane hain

Tabhi cabin me baityhe maneet ko halki sugandh si aayi

                                           Idhar udhar dekha sungha bat samjh ni aayi

Sir mushkuraye bole ye sab waqt ka hisab hai

                                           

                       Ye mehkti khusbu meri aur ,Kal rat se mera pate kharab hai

 

The SRI Culture



SRI Hafeez Ji



Digvijay mourns Sri Osama and Shinde horns Sri Hafeej

                                                    Sri Kasab, Sri Afjal and Sri David Headly viz.

SRI Osama JI

Don’t dare to say them terrorist,

                                      Forming part of congress ‘guest list

    Sri Terrorist only comes for blast

                                                                for congressmen awful insist.

You need to rethink of “Sri” word now

                                                        You have been using so for

Sri prefix for terrorist now

                                                     Guess!! how cultured we are.

Rehman Malik’s equality :Pak equals to LET

Disowned Kasab, ask further proof

                                                With false commitment at every roof

We, the worst victim of peace seeker

                                                             Still invite them to self spoof.

Why to hope for humanity

                                               
                          If inhumane by birth they are

Needless effort for tranquility

                                                        Those Inured to Jihad and war.

Unsafe in their own country

                                       Everyday demise in Jehadi war life

Expecting them to stop terror

                                        Seeking smooth edge in sharp knife??

If Rehman equates –Babri to Blast

                                                            If Babri equals 26/11

  Then Pak equals to LET

                                          Terrorist hub and Jehadi  heaven.

Shashi Tharoor-The twitter minister:Advising Love to Modi

Either put me down from cabinet post,
                                          or put me up to corrupt a fresh job.
twitter just like my  50 Cr wife,
                                            i don't care about cattle class mob.

Modi! pls dont!say her just  50 Cr,
                                                not only wife but something more.
she's my love like Mughal-e -azam,
                                       you should understand my feminine inure.

I'm a cupid  -
               travel in business class,
                                                 i love tweeting -
                                                                   my own morass.
I don't care about country's loss,

                                         my wife Sunanda-an IPL   sauce.!!

                                                                                                                                        Pics:Satish Acharya
                                              

Gadkari Controversy:Ethical inquiry by rapist of ethics

“Sarkari Damad” gets NOC,

                                      Haryana Govt found no guilty.

Who’s unaware with corrupt intimacy?

                                        Why to faith impotent's ability ?

Kejariwal has become a toy now

                           Tried to be hero to give public -a wow!

Whom wanna target not sure self,

                             Heading to Netagiri don’t know how?

Chastened with corruption all round,

                               Everyday revelation leaps and bound

Ethical rapist of this country-

                    Congress trying to throw their muddy wound

Sought enquiry for Poorti Suger,

                                Beleaguered with Vadra’s land deliver

Shameless pirates of this country-

                                      Going to prove their failure as ever!!

http://saurabhnation.blogspot.in/2012/10/the-kejariwals-shop.html


                                                                                                                Pics of Satish Acharya

The Kejariwal's Shop

Kejariwal ! installed a stall

                   Varied variety in the store’s wall

Advertising Issues like tele-promos

                   To be in media and grab public enthrall

Alleged Gadkari to appear unbiased

                          Failed to appease this time all

Dear Kejariwal ! work only for corrupt

                Lest public stop playing your ball

Put authentic goods only in your shop

                So that ,we be ready always on call.  

Anti Islamic Movie rage -Prophet paean for public pall?

Rare you demur over a TV commercial or caricature spoofing and mocking of the Godhead or the imitation of Hindu rituals in movies or tele-episodes.

It has almost become a necessary script part of directors of entertainment industry; be it laughter show, family episodes or Bollywood movies or it be a reality show, everywhere to give audience a smile no effort is left to jeer at Hindu custom and tradition or our deities.

Cri de Coeur of the movie "Innocence of Muslims” which was the cause célèbre throughout this month over the world among Muslim communities, was alleged of defaming prophet Mohammad and blazoned all over in the media.

The fanatical de profundis Muslims over the world including India also avidly registered their anger and blared for the said Islamic blasphemy of US based film director and destroyed US embassies/missionaries situated in their native countries and murdered US envoy/officials because of their anyhow belongings to the USA.

Moreover Mullahs of J&K threatened US citizens to leave state and vandalized US embassy in our country also for the alleged atheism in Islam

Much agreed with the article of a Muslim scholar in the Times of India a week ago this month about the nefarious outrage of Islamic community of their superstition where he questioned to the community of their blithely anger show-off giving reference of Holy Quran.

Recently released Bolly-wood movie Oh My God-OMG tries to depict the effort of the exploitation and delusion by the so called God fearing fanatical elements in the name of godhead.

Was this a way of antagonism or the demonstration of power and threatening the world with their presence in globe?

Why only Islamic communities over the world come at front frequently to show-off aggregation and roar against the other community of the world?

Prejudiced with their adherent religious fantasy which is far-fetched, the world Islamic community needs to be pragmatic and learn from the other communities of the world to cope with their talibanism.

Despite the tiresome effort of Indian government and political parties continuous appeasement ,Indian Muslim never seem to have faith in the Indian sovereignty and entirety  and allow to doubt on their nationalism when they blindly follow the path of disturbed muslim countries and very often support vehemently  and violently their cause in our own country.

The Mummy Govt Run by Papa-Uncle

U.P. Govt run by Papa-Uncle,
                              left UPA to fend tangle.

Mayawati with cycle paddle,
                              courting UPA with LEFT addle.




With vision 2014 SP eyeing U.P.
                              opposing FDI but supporting mummy.


Aying UPA to away CBI,
         SP-BSP in joint caucus try.



Bhai-Behan govt now running UPA,
Trying opposition to keep at bay.